Month: June 2013

Basic Guide to Mermaid Reproduction or How to Have Sex with Mermaids

People keep asking me how mermaids manage sex and how they can possibly have babies (The Little Mermaid had to come from somewhere, right?), so I’ve written a really basic summary for those who are curious. If you’re after detailed

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The Sexiest Tree in the World – in the raw!

Can you name the world’s sexiest tree? I’ll give you some clues. 1. It’s a Western Australian native tree. 2. Belinda describes Aidan as one in Water and Fire. Still lost? That’s okay. I even photographed it and created a

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Rats!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BNLuKHalYs] Charles Darwin never made it to the Abrolhos. He left the Beagle to go write some books about coral reefs, evolution and the origin of species. So it was John Lort Stokes in the HMS Beagle who made the

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Sirens Versus Sharks – Who’s More Dangerous?

Which do YOU think is more dangerous – a siren or a shark? Most people would probably say sharks. I mean, there’s the teeth, the sheer size of a shark…as well as the uncertainty as to whether sirens or mermaids

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Joe Fisher – top bloke, good sparky, nice arse…what?

Joe Fisher from the Ocean’s Gift series is a top bloke, a good electrician and he’s good looking, too, according to the mermaids. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-KYZr6yY6g] “I didn’t say he had a cute bum, Belinda. I would say he has a damn

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