Boobs Make Girls Useless – Seven #SexySnippets on #MySexySaturday

Walking home after a night of drinking beer and watching football, Joe stumbles across his sexy neighbour trying to fix her generator. Drunk or not, he’s particularly partial to the damsel in distress: Ocean’s Gift by Demelza Carlton http://www.amazon.com/Oceans-Gift-ebook/dp/B00AFEO80O

“Can I help?” I offered.

Vanessa crouched over the generator, a rusted hammer in her hand, as she said, “No, I’m going to beat the crap out of this until I feel better and I’ll have a new one that works tomorrow.”

“You might not need to. I can probably fix it,” I told her.

“What, because blokes know more about generators and having boobs makes girls useless at telling when equipment needs to be replaced?” She rose to her full height, quivering with anger, the aforementioned boobs doubly so.

Those boobs may not affect your technical ability, but they’re distracting me from mine.

 

Seven sentences from Ocean’s Gift for My Sexy Saturday and The Nuthouse Scribblers Sexy Snippets.

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11 comments on “Boobs Make Girls Useless – Seven #SexySnippets on #MySexySaturday
  1. Ha! Some men think so. But it’s not true! Cute post.

  2. dakotatrace says:

    Love the humor. Very sexy
    Dakota

  3. Evelise says:

    Love it when a man thinks he can do everything and we prove him wrong!
    Evelise

  4. LOL! Aw that is part of the fun, the distraction they cause!

  5. Michaela Rhua says:

    I love a fiesty woman!

  6. What a fun snippet. Loved it! *chuckles*