Mermaids and Strange Human Devices – Seven #SexySnippets on #MySexySaturday

Ocean's Infiltrator Cover Wattpad 23-9-2013Her first time on land, living among humans, Laila learns a thing or two about strange human artefacts:

Wistfully, I said, “I could have done with one of your dildos, then, when I was far from home. What are they and what do you do with them?”

“Would you like to see?” Estella asked.

I removed the object from the packaging and held it up. The whole thing wobbled. “It looks like a sea cucumber with pseudopods extended, or maybe a little like a misshapen man’s…” Realisation dawned and I exclaimed, “Is that what it’s supposed to be for?”

Seven sentences from Ocean’s Infiltrator for for My Sexy Saturday and The Nuthouse Scribblers Sexy Snippets.

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6 comments on “Mermaids and Strange Human Devices – Seven #SexySnippets on #MySexySaturday
  1. Kiru Taye says:

    This made me laugh out loud.

  2. LOL! I love this! I can just see her expression when it dawns on her 🙂

  3. dakotatrace says:

    I love the tongue in cheek humor here.